Most everyone’s pal, Bob Barker, turns 90 today!
He still looks and feels great, probably because he’s a vegan, and he’s still a rich son of a bitch, and donates tons of money to Sea Shepherd, PETA & other organizations.
He may or may not have sexually harassed some sexy ladies when he was on The Price, but my grandma stands by him so I am inclined to as well.*
Bob Barker is a hero of mine for the countless (literally unable to be counted) numbers of animals he helped by encouraging average people, every day, to spay and neuter their pets. He kept the words “spay” and “neuter” as average as daytime television, and that is worth more than we can even estimate with population control speculations.
So thank you, Bob! I hope you’re not a misogynist, but regardless, thank you for all you’ve done for the animals. Your kindness will have lasting impact for many generations to come.
*Of course I don’t endorse sexual harassment, and I don’t endorse male employers intimidating anyone and least of all women. And I would never, ever, ever assume someone claiming to be a victim is lying. I can hope someone is innocent without hoping someone else is a liar. It’s my hope, I’ll do wha’ I wan’.
Oh, and I know I’m not going talk anymore shit about SeaWorld for a while, because I kind of wore it out there for a second, but, maybe I’ll just put this here and this here.
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