A post to share with your omnivorous friends (if you want to upset them).

A poodle?! Who would eat a poodle?! You’re sick, man! Sick. Ya hear me?!

Oh.
I see what you did.
Yeah, now it’s food. Whew. I thought you were a sicko for a second, or something.
He’s not a baby though. I hear they taste the best when they’re babies.

 

(You can’t hear it, but I just threw up in my mouth a little.)